This guy, Michael Sullivan has this film project called "Sex Life of Robots", which consists primarily of stop-motion animation. Hence, the result is creepy and bizarre.
One of my favorite quotes comes from when he's explaining why he had to take the video off Youtube.
"Somebody's mom complained, you know, because they didn't want their kid watching, you know, some robot stick his dick in a horse's butt."
Indeed. The fact that you can say that as if the kid's mom were being totally unreasonable only adds to the hilarity factor. What's even stranger is that he really does consider this to a porno that no one will find arousing. He says...
"Even though nobody's going to be getting their rocks off to this, the limitations of a porno movie are, you know, still bound by that. If it turns out to be horrible it'll just oh, fade away and uh, if it turns out to be an ultra-weird film it'll, you know, be in the zeitgeist for awhile."
Well, I have some news for you, Michael. There are some very disturbed people out there. I hope you can sleep knowing that someone's probably getting their jollies to your videos right this instant. I've been a Cybernaut for many years now, and any well seasoned net-diver is inevitably exposed to a host of weird shit. I had begun to think that the list of strange fetishes that people could produce was nearing its singularity. Congratulations on adding a Stop-Motion Robot Porn to that list and dispelling me of that misguided notion.
Just in case you hadn't figured out, this video is Not Safe For Work (NSFW).
Via Wired
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