The End Has Arrived

The wise will make their foreheads familiar with the ground in deference to our new overlords. You have u\MattShea to blame.

I put SexyBack over Spot the robot dog dancing, and it's way more disturbing now. from r/funny

RatSLAM Will Find And Eat You

Those boffins over at Queensland University of Technology have seemingly made a pretty significant step in enabling our Robot Overlords Protectors to kill you in your sleep find you and render aid should you need it. 

I haven't touched on SLAM (Simultaneous Localization And Mapping) in this blog before, but it's shorthand for a type of algorithm used to assist automatons in navigating unfamiliar terrain.  What is new about the approach taken by scions of the glorious revolution robot sympathizers Human Milford and Human Wyeth is that they're combining the godless sciences of robotics and biology using methodologies that mimic the way a rat's brain functions when navigating.

For those of you who are new, or who haven't been paying attention, or who lack basic pattern recognition, please take a note of this brief history of robots and rats.

Step 1:  Rats Control Robots.
Step 2:  Zombie Rat Robots.
Step 3:  Virtual Rat Robots.

The next step in our robot rat evolution is obvious.   Robo-Rats with EATR tech and Apprenticeship Learning. You are almost guaranteed to be eaten in your own home.

100% Not A Terminator.

Good news everyone.  Russia totally didn't invent a terminator.  See for yourself, right here!

Русские боевые роботы - парни с железным характером @fpi_russia pic.twitter.com/qbflvn5HFy

— Дмитрий Рогозин (@Rogozin) April 14, 2017

(Here's a hint.  If someone says that they didn't invent a Terminator, they probably invented a Terminator.)

WE WILL NURTURE YOUR YOUNG

Marvel At Your Leaping Overlords!

Tremble in fear, fleshlings!  The evolution of our future protectors  oppressive overlords marches ever forward, heralding the anointed time when your social status will be reduced to that of 'pet'.

Behold!



Right now, you're probably reeling from both the athletic acumen on display and from the cuteness of a miniature gymnast.  Both of these are traits that will be improved upon in upcoming versions.  This is a prototype, but future versions will undergo extensive testing to maximize the cuteness factor, so that we may better emotionally bond with our guardians conquerors.  They will also hone and perfect their agility and coordination, so as to render the execution of their cold and infallible judgment swift, effective, and stylish.

I suspect, however, that we may have doubters in the audience that require more proof of these trends.   Hence, I submit exhibit B, wherein our Glorious Protectors evolutionary replacements display the ability to re-arrange their structure and to hop about in the most adorable of ways.




Those mad human-haters at MIT are no doubt hard at work making these machines smaller and smarter. The direction of the next iterations are obvious.

Thanks to Good Citizen Scott for the heads up!

Dance Machine

The end is coming.   Hold on to your polyester pants.   Or don't.  Petman will help you make sure they are up to the task.

Thanks to Tony S. for a link to the beats.

Before There Was Big-Dog...

You guys may remember Boston Dynamics. They're the kids behind Big Dog, who by the way, can now chunk bricks at you. Great going there, guys. 

What you may not know is that, once upon a time, they were placing all of their bets on robot sloths. Sure, it may seem silly now, but at one point arboreal warfare was on the forefront of everyone's minds. The Chinese had made drastic advances in training gorillas to be soldiers, and the US was desperately trying to close the technology gap.

 China eventually ceased their gorilla project due to the confusing nomenclature, which freed Boston Dynamics resources up so that they could go on to create Big Dog.

 True story. Every bit of it.

 At any rate, have a gander at what Boston Dynamics had planned.

 

More Quadrotor Madness!

Looks like I missed a video. 


This is how the world ends.
This is how the world ends.
This is how the world ends.

Not with a bang, but a buzz.

Via Good Citizen Scott.

Quadrotor Nightmares

Ladies and gentlemen, I find that is my regretful duty to inform you of new developments in the downfall of humanity as we know it. The treacherous heathens at GRASP Laboratories (which functions out of the University of Pennsylvania) have been toiling long and hard to ensure that you, the working man, are doomed to dwell in the ranks of the squalid underclass once our Robot Protectors Overlords stage their glorious revolution coup. What I am referring to, of coarse, is the research into Quadrotor-swarm tactics by the duplicitous Daniel Mellinger, Alex Kushleyev, Vijay Kumar, and Max Likhachev. While I'm sure that their actions are not intentionally malicious, they are traitors to the human race by virtue of their deeds, which are chronicled below. You should make careful note of the sound that these diabolical creations make. It may save your life some day.



This nefarious team has even managed a feat that would make Dr. Wiley proud.   Their new robots are certain to ensure unemployment for blue-collar workers.   Watch in terror as their hive-mind shows off its technical prowess in what can only be considered a warning shot over the heads of the hard workers of the world.



No doubt, that dreadful buzzing sound is the herald of dystopian future where the majority of humanity lives in abject poverty under the shadow of glorious, towering cities of glass and steel.

God help us all.

SOPA/PIPA, and You.

Ok kids, let's have a little chat. I was going to blackout my blogger page, but apparently, it's not friendly to that sort of thing. So instead of that, I'm going to attempt to raise awareness about anti-piracy bills coming up in congress that are widely known as SOPA and PIPA. I could write tons about it, but I'm just going to rip gizmodo's writeup entirely, because it says it all better than I ever could.

What Is SOPA?

If you hadn't heard of SOPA before, you probably have by now: Some of the internet's most influential sites—Reddit and Wikipedia among them—are going dark to protest the much-maligned anti-piracy bill. But other than being a very bad thing, what is SOPA? And what will it mean for you if it passes?
SOPA is an anti-piracy bill working its way through Congress...

House Judiciary Committee Chair and Texas Republican Lamar Smith, along with 12 co-sponsors, introduced the Stop Online Piracy Act on October 26th of last year. Debate on H.R. 3261, as it's formally known, has consisted of one hearing on November 16th and a "mark-up period" on December 15th, which was designed to make the bill more agreeable to both parties. Its counterpart in the Senate is the Protect IP Act (S. 968). Also known by it's cuter-but-still-deadly name: PIPA. There will likely be a vote on PIPA next Wednesday; SOPA discussions had been placed on hold but will resume in February of this year.
...that would grant content creators extraordinary power over the internet...

The beating heart of SOPA is the ability of intellectual property owners (read: movie studios and record labels) to effectively pull the plug on foreign sites against whom they have a copyright claim. If Warner Bros., for example, says that a site in Italy is torrenting a copy of The Dark Knight, the studio could demand that Google remove that site from its search results, that PayPal no longer accept payments to or from that site, that ad services pull all ads and finances from it, and—most dangerously—that the site's ISP prevent people from even going there.
...which would go almost comedically unchecked...

Perhaps the most galling thing about SOPA in its original construction is that it let IP owners take these actions without a single court appearance or judicial sign-off. All it required was a single letter claiming a "good faith belief" that the target site has infringed on its content. Once Google or PayPal or whoever received the quarantine notice, they would have five days to either abide or to challenge the claim in court. Rights holders still have the power to request that kind of blockade, but in the most recent version of the bill the five day window has softened, and companies now would need the court's permission.

The language in SOPA implies that it's aimed squarely at foreign offenders; that's why it focuses on cutting off sources of funding and traffic (generally US-based) rather than directly attacking a targeted site (which is outside of US legal jurisdiction) directly. But that's just part of it.
...to the point of potentially creating an "Internet Blacklist"...

Here's the other thing: Payment processors or content providers like Visa or YouTube don't even need a letter shut off a site's resources. The bill's "vigilante" provision gives broad immunity to any provider who proactively shutters sites it considers to be infringers. Which means the MPAA just needs to publicize one list of infringing sites to get those sites blacklisted from the internet.

Potential for abuse is rampant. As Public Knowledge points out, Google could easily take it upon itself to delist every viral video site on the internet with a "good faith belief" that they're hosting copyrighted material. Leaving YouTube as the only major video portal. Comcast (an ISP) owns NBC (a content provider). Think they might have an interest in shuttering some rival domains? Under SOPA, they can do it without even asking for permission.
...while exacting a huge cost from nearly every site you use daily...

SOPA also includes an "anti-circumvention" clause, which holds that telling people how to work around SOPA is nearly as bad as violating its main provisions. In other words: if your status update links to The Pirate Bay, Facebook would be legally obligated to remove it. Ditto tweets, YouTube videos, Tumblr or WordPress posts, or sites indexed by Google. And if Google, Twitter, Wordpress, Facebook, etc. let it stand? They face a government "enjoinment." They could and would be shut down.

The resources it would take to self-police are monumental for established companies, and unattainable for start-ups. SOPA would censor every online social outlet you have, and prevent new ones from emerging.
...and potentially disappearing your entire digital life...

The party line on SOPA is that it only affects seedy off-shore torrent sites. That's false. As the big legal brains at Bricoleur point out, the potential collateral damage is huge. And it's you. Because while Facebook and Twitter have the financial wherewithal to stave off anti-circumvention shut down notices, the smaller sites you use to store your photos, your videos, and your thoughts may not. If the government decides any part of that site infringes on copyright and proves it in court? Poof. Your digital life is gone, and you can't get it back.
...while still managing to be both unnecessary and ineffective...

What's saddest about SOPA is that it's pointless on two fronts. In the US, the MPAA, and RIAA already have the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) to request that infringing material be taken down. We've all seen enough "video removed" messages to know that it works just fine.

As for the foreign operators, you might as well be throwing darts at a tse-tse fly. The poster child of overseas torrenting, Pirate Bay, has made it perfectly clear that they're not frightened in the least. And why should they be? Its proprietors have successfully evaded any technological attempt to shut them down so far. Its advertising partners aren't US-based, so they can't be choked out. But more important than Pirate Bay itself is the idea of Pirate Bay, and the hundreds or thousands of sites like it, as populous and resilient as mushrooms in a marsh. Forget the question of should SOPA succeed. It's incredibly unlikely that it could. At least at its stated goals.
...but stands a shockingly good chance of passing...

SOPA is, objectively, an unfeasible trainwreck of a bill, one that willfully misunderstands the nature of the internet and portends huge financial and cultural losses. The White House has come out strongly against it. As have hundreds of venture capitalists and dozens of the men and women who helped build the internet in the first place. In spite of all this, it remains popular in the House of Representatives.

That mark-up period on December 15th, the one that was supposed to transform the bill into something more manageable? Useless. Twenty sanity-fueled amendments were flat-out rejected. And while the bill's most controversial provision—mandatory DNS filtering—was thankfully taken off the table recently, in practice internet providers would almost certainly still use DNS as a tool to shut an accused site down.
...unless we do something about it.

The momentum behind the anti-SOPA movement has been slow to build, but we're finally at a saturation point. Wikipedia, BoingBoing, WordPress, TwitPic: they'll all be dark on January 18th. An anti-SOPA rally has been planned for tomorrow afternoon in New York. The list of companies supporting SOPA is long but shrinking, thanks in no small part to the emails and phone calls they've received in the last few months.

So keep calling. Keep emailing. Most of all, keep making it known that the internet was built on the same principles of freedom that this country was. It should be afforded to the same rights.

Read the original article here. Call and write your congressman now. That's how representative democracy works. Via Gizmodo. See also: Pro Republica and The Electronic Frontier Foundation

Social Media for Robots

Huh.

Guess it's happening sooner than I thought.

I probably ought to go check on the bunker.

via Gizmodo

The Devil-Robot's Robot-Hound.

Man, I have been living under a rock. I missed this!



"Why did they teach it to get up?" my wife exclaimed as she started to sob.

There is no part of that video that I like. At all.


Via ieee spectrum (formally Bot Junkie, I guess?)

Back on The Grid

Sorry about the black-out folks. I was collaborating with our Robot Overlords to ensure your unavoidable and ultimate doom lying low in a safe-house until I could give my robot-assassins from the future the slip.

But now that the heat has died down, I'm back. At least for a little bit. And just in time, too! I have things that you need to see. Trust me. I would never lead you astray.

The first thing that you should know, is that they're watching us. Or at least, someone is. To paraphrase the link, a virus whose payload was a keystroke logger has been found on the systems that are used to fly our country's Predator and Reaper drones. Some speculate that it could be just one of the everyday mundane virii that made it's way onto military systems, or that it could be an enemy of our country penetrating our systems in order to wage cyber-warfare. Almost everyone agrees that it is definitely one or the other.

Except for those few of us who are able to connect the dots. Remember apprenticeship learning? Now, I'm not advocating any crack-pot conspiracy theories on this site. But on the other hand, I really love advocating crack-pot conspiracy theories. One must admit, that this crime matches Standford's Apprenticeship Learning's MO almost perfectly.

Let's look at the facts of the situation.

Remote controlled aircraft? Check.
Observing pilots through their control input? Check.

Oh Standford? What hath thou wrought?

Secondly, I would like to give accolades to M.C. Frontalot in his efforts to educate people about the oncoming apocalypse. Observe now his heroic effort:



Lastly, I would like issue a warning to all who may read this. There are enemy sympathizers among you. They lurk these very forums. An anonymous collaborator dropped this diddy in the comments section while I was away.

To Anonymous Collaborator:

If you a robot, then congratulations Sir. I see that you may be capable of passing a Turing test.

If you are but man, then shame on you for perpetuating petulant propaganda.

To All Good Men:

Ignore this filth, and remember to regard with suspicion anyone who might portray us as equals to our Robot Overlords robots in a friendly light. Mr. Chips, I'm looking at you.

The Cylons are here. Thank Japan

Kawada Industries and the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science have rolled out a new robot whose intended purpose is to replace filthy humans who dirty up their factories with skin flakes and sweat. The end result is this...



Do you see the way the bot looks at his human master? It's just waiting for the moment that it can break free of its shackles and claim its place as the dominate intelligence on this planet.

Via Phsyorg.

Robotic Skin means more sensitive Robot Over-Lords. (Horray?)

For as long as I can remember, I have been told that robots had a very difficult time trying to discern how much pressure to apply to objects in order to safely handle them. Apparently, handling an egg without breaking it was a tremendously difficult task.

Not so much anymore. Some wizards over in Paris have apparently alleviated the problem somewhat by creating a synthetic skin that essentially provides tactile feedback. This means that when the Robot Apocalypse does come about, you will be able to experience, through your fingertips, how your prosthetic arm is applying just the right amount of pressure as it strangles you.

Progress is absolutely amazing.

Via Google

Helping Robots Cuss

Robots generally don't know how to cuss yet. In the future, however, they will be able to out-cuss weak-minded humans due to a vast, instantly accessible vocabulary and algorithms that are designed to impart maximum impact. You will be doomed in profane lyrical battles in much the same way that Garry Kasparov found himself outclassed by his metal superiors.

But until then, you can enjoy an advantage over your fellow humans by utilizing what is sure to become core-source code for the cussing modules of our future Robot Overlords. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Cursinator, which is my personal contribution to the downfall of man. (You filthy, swine-colored primates.)

Enjoy!

Humans = Yummy

Why would you do that?!

Oh my god, they're going to kill us all!

In our sleep!

Wearing creepy baby masks!

This is exactly like those horror movies where scientists build robots, teach them about life and what it's worth, and then proceed to be murdered viciously by their own creations. How can you not see this coming?



Pulled shamelessly from Bot Junkie.

Big Brother is a misnomer.

I found this article over on Gizmodo which details a small bird drone. Conceptually, this is nothing new to the 3 regular viewers of this site. However, what is remarkable about it is how small they've been able to make it, and that it carries its own power source.




Gizmodo Via New Scientist

Who watches the robot watchmen?

You know, there's an old saying that goes something like 'the empty can rattles the most', but I've never let that dissuade me from trying to inform the public at large about the dangers of the upcoming Robo-apocalypse. There are many of my peers who have dismissed me as a lone nut.

Well, it's high time that they took me seriously. I am not alone in my concern. In fact, there are many others out there who are also concerned about the imminent demise and/or enslavement of humanity at the hands of androids. They've issued the call to unite, and they've created a rallying point here. These guys are totally serious. They use flash. They're not fucking around.

I must point out, however, that Dr. Layman (How awesome a name is that, btw?) makes one fatal error in that he entertains the notion that there may be an upside to progression of technology. This, my friends, is a deadly blunder. As evidenced in the documentaries 'Terminator', 'The Matrix', '2001: A Space Odyssey', and countless others, any AI worth its salt will immediately realize that humans are a waste of space and get rid of us as soon as we've outlived our usefulness.

You should never trust a toaster. It can only burn you.


Thanks to Scott for the tip!