As any of my comrades can tell you, I like penguins. Who doesn't like penguins? They're adorable! They're like tiny torpedoes! But I've found that I will never be able to trust a penguin again. Especially a penguin with glowing blue eyes.
Behold your new masters, meat-bags.
I know they're cute, but they will be deadly. This is the fault of some people that my Seattle friends likely know. Some engineering types over at the University of Washington have figured out how to make robot fish school.
Now, apply this to the penguins, and you have trouble. Oh, and by the way, great. Now I'm afraid of flying penguins! Thanks, ass-hats.
News of your aquatic doom has been brought to you by courtesy of New Scientist.